April 19: Faux-hawk

Another day of spoken and texted treasures:

1. -‘My daughter's boyfriend is ugly-hot.’
2. -‘Hot young guys working in the bank. One has a limp! So cute!’ [-‘The guy with the funny hair? That's called a faux-hawk.’]

. . . and my favourite (drum roll, please) -
3. -‘Life is better lived in jogging pants.’