Bonus: ESL

Teaching English is the best! Direct from overseas, here are some of my favourite lines from recent kids' writings:

1. ‘Ants are so little and are firmly united with patriotic spirit.’
2. ‘In praise of David… A teacher who is the rebirth of Goliath.’
3. ‘The French people don’t use English. They have their self-respect.’

AND: ‘Nowadays I have a habit of picking my nose.’