April 14: Eejit

It was a colourful day full of colourful language.

Each of the three utterances below gave me a belly full of laughter at some point today (though none as much as the story of my nephew, who took off his diaper on his parents' bed and smeared everything with - even offering to share - his own soft, warm chocolate brownie dough).

1. Confliction
2. Love-pants
3. Eejit