September 4: Spoken

1. To relieve screaming children whilst trying to pay taxes at City Hall, enlightenment: ‘time to push chairs!’

2. ‘I had a doctor who gave me B12 shots because he thought it would make me lose weight. All it made me lose was my lunch hour.’

3. A voicemail from two friends in the States thinking about me.

Plus, cabbies, hair stylists, receptionists and strangers everywhere lent me their cell phones after mine died (again).