June 14: Lessons

1. If you tell a national airline that they are a national embarassment, you may be marked for extra security checks. Wear nice underwear!

2. After I was felt up by a rather jolly woman who told good jokes, I watched my rubber thong sandals get molested. It is official: my Havaianas are harmless.

3. It is never a good idea to wear a skirt while riding a bicycle. (Duh.) But if you do, wear nice underwear!